Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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