Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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