how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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