Whod you bang
I need to stop coming to work sober
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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