i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
