Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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