Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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