He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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