Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
we're so committed to being not committed
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