This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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