I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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