Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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