They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Randomize