so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I fill condoms, not promises.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
