my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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