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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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