I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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