You're my little dorito
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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