don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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