Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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