Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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