69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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