Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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