so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
there is glitter all over my balls
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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