You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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