so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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