dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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