I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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