Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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