cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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