Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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