Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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