Me. At least after what I've been through.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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