Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You don't make any sense
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Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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