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Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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