No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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