the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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