Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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