if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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