i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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