What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
