Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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