scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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