let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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