Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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