Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I believe in your delicious
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
