TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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