i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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