fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
What a dumb baby whore.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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