Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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