He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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