tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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