I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Randomize