You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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