no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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