do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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