I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
How does one acquire holy water?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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