To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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